I wonder which way I ought to go.

Julia. 18. freshman. Linguistics major.

Pretty much computer & life illiterate.
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I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess
Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)

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your-daily-baby-sloth:

FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE THEM ANYMORE ALSDKFJSA;LDKFJADS;LKFJAD;LSFKJAS;LFKJSAD;LKJG;DLKSGJ

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

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foxyshy:

so let me get this straight. anti-choicers took $500,000 dollars worth of pennies and sealed them in a glass case as a “memorial” to “victims” of abortion. i’m going to say that again. these people have locked away $500,000 dollars as a “tribute” to dead blobs of cells instead of donating that money to actual living breathing children who don’t have basic necessities or homes.

anti-choicers are incredible

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unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

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storiessongsandsorcery:

This is insanely useful!

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I’ve been staying at Ian’s since you’ve been in the can, bitch!

i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:

rosecoveredtardis:

benedictcumbergasm:

hurpaderp:

my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her

her favorite part is the bonus round when she gets pissed if I yell across the house

double points if she comes over and complains she can’t hear you from four rooms away

triple points if she mistakenly calls you your siblings name but then gets mad when you don’t respond

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